Finish for Bathroom

I was browsing through my stash because I could not come up with a plan for what I should stitch next.  When I read the lines at the bottom of this chart I knew I had to stitch it.  It's a bit of a family joke that whenever I am home alone the phone only rings when I am in the bathroom.
This chart is in a leaflet called Necessary Room by Rayna Designs (charts by Rae Nebraska).
I am looking for the perfect material to make this into a wall hanging.

My next project is most likely going to be Folk Art Nativity figures from the Cross Stitcher magazine (April 2003).

As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. [Proverbs 23:7]